Bank Customers are the debil!

PEOPLE!! Ask me if I give a frick about your damn buffer! Just ask me! What the bloody hell is a buffer anyway? some sort of random banking term you've invented that I'm somehow supposed to know? don't talk to me about your buffer and expect me to know what you're talking about, you sweat from a baboon's balls! You are a skidmark on the underwear of society and I sincerely hope your butt grows together!

Okay, can I talk to you about 3rd party checks? Here's how it works: if someone is going to sign a check over to you, then that someone needs to come in to the bank with you in order to do it. He/she needs to have a VALID ID... if it's expired IT'S NOT VALID. And I need you not to give me a hard time about it. How would you feel if I found a check made payable to you, had a friend sign your name on the back, then deposited it into my account? Cuz that's basically what you're asking me to do. How the flip do I know that the signature on the back is that of the person on the front? I don't, not unless I see that person with my own 2 eyes and he/she presents me with his/her ID! Now go away until you can provide these things for me!!!

Let me ask you something. Do you think I sit around all day with all my little banker friends doing nothing more than thinking up ways to make your life miserable? Why would I do this? Do you think it's somehow fun or enjoybale for me to be verbally abused by you? Would it be too much of a stretch for you to think that maybe all these little rules are put in place to protect you and your precious money, and not to make your life difficult? Get a clue already! And chill out!